Why Can’t I Dream about Richard Gere

Originally Written: April 15, 2012

Last night I dreamed I took a trip to Tajikistan.

Tonight I’m going to dream about vacationing here…beach

And Richard Gere will walk up and tell me that I’m the prettiest woman he’s ever seen in a string bikini, and I will agree to be his pretty woman.

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